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“We are such stuff as dreams are made of…
—Shakespeare
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I Dream of a Goat
chewing grass
outside the sunroom
of my house.
Which is strange,
because I live in a development
and the only animals
I usually see are
cats and dogs and birds.
But then,
I not sure I’m in my house:
it’s darker, emptier
—only my chair and a bookcase.
Oh,
and the glass doors
through which
I watch
the goat
are bigger,
and in a different place.
It’s a large goat,
probably female,
although I don’t know
much about goats—
I think
that’s an udder
back there—
brown, white chest and legs,
and two small horns
V-ing down
into white stripes
until they meet
in a white mask
over a long nose.
At first,
I’m curious,
but the goat starts butting its head
against the glass doors.
The damn thing’s trying to get in!
I can feel its
onyx eyes drilling
into my soul.
I lock the glass doors
but one is loose.
When I try to
tighten a screw
with my Swiss army knife
another screw loosens.
I go from
one sliding door to another
trying to keep
the goat out.
But when I turn around,
the goat is in the sunroom,
its hoofs clicking
like some Flamenco dancer,
chewing,
either finishing the grass
or the leaves of a book,
I don’t know.
I worry about shit
on the floor
(like pebbles, right?),
but so far, nothing.
I don’t even smell anything.
From a closet
that seems somehow familiar
I find a broom.
I wack
at the goat.
It runs away,
but whether
back outside
or deeper
into my dark house
I don’t know.
For some reason,
I don’t care anymore.
Actually,
I’m tempted
to open
the doors and windows
to see who else
might come in.
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