The COPD Blues

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After Jimmy Rogers

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Woke up this mornin’ with a tickle in my throat. (Lawd, Lawd!)

Woke this mornin’ with a tickle in my throat.

 I said to myself: “Oh God, that’s all she wrote.”

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By that noon, I was coughin’ frequently.

And by that night, I coughin’ constantly,

Barkin’ like a dog at a cat up in a tree.

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I got the CO (cough, cough) PD (cough, cough) blu-u-u-u-s! 

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When I gets to coughin’, I gets so out of breath. (Good God!)

When I gets to coughin”, I gets so out of breath.

And that’s, good peoples, when I contemplates my death.

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My lungs, they rattles, like an old-time coffee pot.

My lungs, they rattles, like an old-time coffee pot.

My eyes, they’s runny and my nose is full of snot.

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I got the CO (cough, cough) PD (cough, cough) blu-u-u-u-s!

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I probly got this from all them cigarettes I smoked.

I probly got this from all them cigarettes I smoked.

They killed my father and they just might make me croak.

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Then there was these fires out in Idaho.

Two years fightin’ fires out in Idaho.

Another reason, good peoples, that I gets to huff and blow.

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I got the CO (cough, cough) PD (cough, cough) blu-u-u-u-s!

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Might start with a head cold, might start with allergies. (Oh, Lawd!)

Might start with head cold, might start with allergies.

Don’t take much these days to make me cough and wheeze.

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But it makes no difference, not one goddamn bit.

It makes no difference, not one goddamn bit.

Whatever the reasons, I gots to live with it.

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Or not.

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I got the CO (cough, cough) PD (cough, cough) blu-u-u-u-s! 

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(If you want to hear the tune, go to YouTube for Jimmy Roger’s “TB Blues.”)

6 thoughts on “The COPD Blues

  1. Your poem reveals the misery you must be going through. If you’re having some rough health challenges, I’ll include you in my prayers. Many bloggers are struggling with health issues right now. 😦

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  2. Priceless! Sorry you are suffering, but this verse is brilliant! I listened to the tune too and tried to sing along with your lyrics. Perhaps you should record it with your banjo, now that you can sing again.

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